Strunk & White famously suggested, in their Elements of Style, that one should "Omit Needless Words" and taking this dictum to heart we've come up with most direct call to action in our vocabulary. Whatever else you do, make tea.
The Tote:
This is not a small tote. Just under 2 feet wide, by a little over a foot tall, with solid handles. Made of heavy 10 oz organic cotton. Great for carrying anything smaller than a beagle.